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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !"

"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""

"COME TO ME JOURNALBOT *Journalbot enters my study* ok write this down: Polar bears are bear ghosts. ""polargeists"" [very sad robot noises]"

"Did you hear about Lorena Bobbitt's car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."

"What's the problem with Java jokes? They have no *class*."

"Just remember... you're unique... Just like everybody else."

"Me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!"

"Why do aliens only abduct white people? Because they are easier to see in the dark."

"Tip for teens: If you're buying booze with a fake ID, the easiest way to seem legitimately older is to wear a wedding ring"

"How does a blond like her eggs in the morning? ""fertilized"""