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Joke of the Day
"What's the problem with Java jokes? They have no *class*."
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"Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No with mustard."
"Here is my online impression of an extractor fan. I used to like tractors. I don't now"
"""I ~don't own~ a TV."" *Binge-views 8 hours of Netflix in bed.*"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that one again."
"What's the best part of having sex with a transsexual? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"
"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"
"I stopped listening to my parents' advice after they told me not to eat paste, and it was delicious."
"[to guy with his foot caught in a bear trap] dude that things for bears"