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"What's the problem with Java jokes? They have no *class*."

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"REP: we are pleased to provide u with the highest level of customer service! ME: oh sorry, got the wrong number. was tryin to call comcast"
"Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess? He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves."
"If a tree falls on your wife, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? The real question is... why the hell was there a tree in your kitchen?"
"What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key"
"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge . :)"
"[spider confronting me] him: yo did you steal my coat? me: [wearing 8-sleeved coat] no this is mine"