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Joke of the Day

"Tip for teens: If you're buying booze with a fake ID, the easiest way to seem legitimately older is to wear a wedding ring"

"What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin"

"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"

"Two friends were walking by the ballet museum... When one points and asks his friend, ""Is that statue a foot?"" To which his friend replies, ""No, it's about four and a half feet."""

"A good pun... A good pun is its own reword."

"What do you call something that's impossible due to physics? Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day."

"Caught my co-worker MICROWAVING a HOT DOG with a SLICE of AMERICAN CHEESE on it. Don't worry I pushed him out a window."

"Never trust a married guys opinion of who's hot. It's like asking a starving guy what food tastes good."

"Dear Oral-B You forget the J"

"I don't get why supermodels are considered attractive. I mean they have the body of a 12 year old boy, but the face isn't as sexy."