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Joke of the Day
"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"
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"Why do managers like pizza? It comes out of the box"
"I'm optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket."
"Injections are just like your wedding night A little prick and then it's all over"
"I was playing snooker with Jacqueline. I looked at her and said, ""Where's your cue?"" She said, ""It's after the C."""
"What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar? A Dollar"
"God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it."
"Two six year olds are walking to school Boy: this morning, my daddy found two used condoms in our patio. Girl : what's a patio ?"
"""Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud."" Waiter- ""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."""
"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"