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Joke of the Day

"What Obama is doing right now Sitting in the oval office with iPhone headphones on watching Mr. Robot. His advisors knocking on his door. ""GO AWAY!"""

"As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free..."

"Imagine the look on his band's faces when Steve Miller hit them with lyrics claiming people called him Space Cowboy & The Gangster of Love."

"Two boys were arrested... Two boys were arrested -- one was drinking battery acid, and one was eating fireworks. The authorities charged one and let one off."

"Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy? It lifts spirits"

"Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world."

"What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over? Olympus has fallen."

"I just want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa... Not like the passengers in his car who were screaming quite loudly."

"At the disco last night. They played twist. I did the twist. They played jump. I jumped. They played come on Eileen. I got kicked out."

"Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist? Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra."