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Joke of the Day

"Personally, I think the title of ""World Champions"" is ridiculous. This is America, we're Universe Champions!"

"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."

"Read about this horrible guy who was a racist and a paedophile At least some of the kids are safe"

"What's the hardest part about being a vegan? Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds."

"Do you? (X post from funny) There are 10 types of people on this planet, those who understand binary and those who don't. :)"

"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever"

"I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day."

"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to do a rape-sex fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit."""

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!"

"What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !"