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Joke of the Day
"My husband doesn't like it when I say we are ""married"" with quotation marks."
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"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."
"What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? ""...ugh nevermind"""
"In Connecticut it is illegal... To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else"
"Employer: ""In this job we need someone who is responsible."" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."""
"What do you get when you cross a female tyrannosaur with a male tyrannosaur? Tyrannosaurus Sex! *I apologize deeply, I'm so...so sorry*"
"Why doesn't Nickelback play football? Because even if they had 4 players they still couldn't throw a ball."
"How does Kris Kringle clean his hands? Santatizer"
"Bad cooking and sex Husband: Your cooking is pretty pathetic despite watching cooking shows on TV. Wife: You watch Porn but do I complain?"
"Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!"