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Joke of the Day
"Why was the EDM producer bad at fishing? Because he kept dropping the bass"
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"[first date] Me: *don't let him know you're the Mona Lisa* Him: You look nice tonight Me: *smiles ambiguously*"
"People are saying that the Kardashians think Khloe's new boyfriend doesn't love her. They think he's simply using her to be famous or as they put it, ""Welcome to the family."""
"Two scientists walk into a bar... first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies"
"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"
"Steak puns... a rare medium well done."
"I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages. The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan."
"A guy types ""lower case is for the lower class people"" someone else replies with ""I guess that makes you a capitalist"""
"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."
"A baby seal walked into a club"