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Joke of the Day

"got my blood test results back today, and it's just as i feared. my body is filled with a ton of blood."

"Whats the difference between a pussy and a freezer? The Freezer dosen't fart when you take the meat out."

"Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it."

"What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but how do you get them in there?"

"Did you hear about the guy that made a terrible joke? He fainted."

"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken."

"What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors? [DELETED]"

"Why are homosexuals so well dressed? Because they didn't just spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."

"Did you hear the one about the Dyslexic bank robber H ran in to the bank with his gun drawn and yelled ""Put your air up in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up""!"