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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose"

"M-I can't go. My Ewok is sick. H-Gigi that's a stuffed animal. M- H- M-Crap. I think you're right. I bet he ate all my Doritos again."

"How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes funny."

"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"

"On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul."

"Why didn't the two introverts go camping? Because it's two fucking in tents."

"Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny."

"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"

"What did one snowman say the the other? Smells like carrots."