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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the Dyslexic bank robber H ran in to the bank with his gun drawn and yelled ""Put your air up in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up""!"

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"TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch.. Whoops, wrong sub."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If it's been forced on you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."
"You had me at ""Bathes regularly""."
"If The Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, ""Hello Goodbye?"""
"Did you hear about the priest who got caught kissing a nun? He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit."
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"
"Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving Facebook notifications after a weekend of drinking that says ""you have been tagged in a photo"""
"Today would have been my moms 50th birthday... but she was born in January."
"""knock knock"" whos there ""orange"" orange who ""orange u glad im not a banana?"" .... MARTHA THERES A RACIST ORAMGE AT THE DOOR DO I LET HIM IN"