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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that made a terrible joke? He fainted."

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-He-Can"

"A baby seal walked into a club"

"This salad would be way better if it was pizza."

"Did you hear about the escaped gang of Jamaican stabbers? Poky mon. Gotta catch em all."

"Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes"

"Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store."

"Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side."