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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a pussy and a freezer? The Freezer dosen't fart when you take the meat out."

"I know a woman with an uncontrollable sexual desire towards books. She's an infomaniac"

"""Oh my god I can't believe someone would pronounce my name exactly how it's spelled!!!"" - people with stupid names"

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"

"I just got a great deal on some real estate in California. It was a fire sale!"

"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."

"One guy trained how to kiss using kiwi So he wasn't confused by neat mustache that Mary had."

"Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction,,, I hope there's no hard feelings"

"My knock, knock joke Knock, Knock Who's there? The Doctor. Doctor who? No, just The Doctor."

"If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,"" we're all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?"