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Joke of the Day

"How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave? They both got their fur low."

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"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."
"Guy walks into a bar and asks for a ""Lindsay Lohan shot""... Bartender asks ""What is that?"" He replies with ""Oh you know, A redheaded-slut with a splash of coke."""
"What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"I am woman, hear me ignore."
"What do you call a patella that sleeps around too much? Whore knee"
"Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy? ""Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."""
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today."
"[police raid at balloon store] Cop on radio:""We can hear gunfire is everyone ok, over"" Hedgehog cop inside:""Its not gunfire, over"""
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."