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Joke of the Day

"How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave? They both got their fur low."

"2 hr flight, better buy 8 lbs of fruit and nut mix."

"I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra One of my favs"

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive..."

"The original Karate Kid is currently the same age as Mr. Miyagi was in the movie, 51. My youth just got crane kicked in the bean bag."

"""Shit, I have to go."" - Yoda, Jedi Master Humorist, iChat"

"My daughter is starting to ask embarrassing questions about sex. Just yesterday she asked: ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"""Because it would be hilarious,"" is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president."

"When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next."