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Joke of the Day
"I am woman, hear me ignore."
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"Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls."
"Massive US blizzard advancing north. African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"[NSFW] Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street."
"*Takes your face in my hands* *Looks deep into your eyes* *Whispers ""You make me want to spend the rest of my life avoiding you"" *"
"Frostbite!! It snow joke!!"
"Three blondes were on an escalator at the shopping mall when the power suddenly went out. The were stranded for two hours."
"Boss: Can I have a word with you? Me: You just had 7 with me. Good talk. Boss: But.. Me: Shhhhhhh....."
"If you remove ET from the alphabet, how many letters are still there in the alphabet? 21, because ET left Earth in a UFO."