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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a bar and asks for a ""Lindsay Lohan shot""... Bartender asks ""What is that?"" He replies with ""Oh you know, A redheaded-slut with a splash of coke."""

"I had sex with a Chinese girl. It was great... But I was horny again an hour later."

"A student was writing all his answers in ||||| format... Teacher: What are you doing? Student: I am writing all my answers in bar code, so that no one can copy it... New Method of Answer"

"How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender."

"Whenever a waiter asks, ""Do you want to hear about our specials?"", push the menu aside and softly whisper, ""I want to hear about you."""

"""Did you do your homework?"" ""Did you grade my test?"" ""I have other student's tests to grade."" ""I have other teacher's homework to do."""

"Doctor Doctor Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?"

"What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years? Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016"

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure..."

"Why don't prostitutes vote? They don't care who gets in"