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Joke of the Day

"[police raid at balloon store] Cop on radio:""We can hear gunfire is everyone ok, over"" Hedgehog cop inside:""Its not gunfire, over"""

"What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee."

"I finished a sudoku today so I'm ready to do your taxes."

"The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana."

"The real reason Batman only comes out at night is because he'd get disastrous tanlines wearing that mask during the day."

"A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha, ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'."

"I like my woman just like my muffin I prefer the top and never eat the bottom."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."

"Thought of starting an origami business but too lazy to do all the paperwork involved."