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Joke of the Day

"[police raid at balloon store] Cop on radio:""We can hear gunfire is everyone ok, over"" Hedgehog cop inside:""Its not gunfire, over"""

"I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008."

"What did the leper say to the hooker? ""Keep the tip."""

"Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court"

"i wonder if fewer people would eat Rabbit Stew if it was instead called Bunny Rabbit Stew."

"Hi, Can I domesticate you?"

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid."

"What do horses hope for on election day? A stable economy"

"What do you call the hair of a centaur? Humane."

"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins."