198099

Joke of the Day

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today."

"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a"

"Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already."

"I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over you shoulders."

"I thought I was having a pretty productive day until I realized my phone is set to west coast time and I'm in NJ"

"Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!"

"Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire? Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire."

"No thanks, newborn babies of literally any species on planet Earth. Come back when you're less pink & rubbery & can loan me thirty dollars."

"What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone? Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone."