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Joke of the Day
"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."
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"If we had a break up letter there for every gender there was... We'd have ""Dear John"", ""Dear Jane"", and ""Dear Xir, Ruler of Omicron Percei 8"""
"I was scared shitless when I found out I was constipated."
"Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?"
"12 of my favorite anti-jokes"
"How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? Who says it's dark?"
"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex sells!"
"What did the student say to his math teacher after his dog ate part of his homework? I got 99 problems, but a bitch ate one."
"Jogging has never helped my memory."
"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."