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Joke of the Day
"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."
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"No matter how many times I see it, I never tire of an Italian woman yelling at a guy named Anthony in public."
"I saw a guy holding a TV I was walking down the street, when I saw a black guy holding a TV. I thought ""holy shit, is that mine?"" I went home to check. But nah, mine was at home polishing my shoes."
"Canadians leaving south for vacation are like Americans escaping marriage, desperately trying to escape frigid temperatures..."
"A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist... -. Do you have pills for the jealousy? -. Yes, yes we do! -. YOU BASTARDS....!"
"*Skrillex' mother puts her ear to his bedroom door* *She hears constant bass drops* *Dad walks up* ""Sounds like he's Wubbing one out.."""
"What do you call a racist shark? Great Whitey"
"Follow your dreams. Search through your dreams mail. Show up drunk on your dreams doorstep. Kidnap your dreams. Never let your dreams go."
"I lost my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me Why? What did he say? ""you're fired"""
"CNN reporting that CNN will be reporting something on CNN. Tune in to CNN for all of the up-to-the-minute stuff CNN is reporting."