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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."

"""Love me do"" is my favourite Beatles song written by Yoda."

"Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but ""what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?"" comes close."

"What is the needless meat to a vagina? The woman!"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my dad did not screaming in terror like the passengers in his cab."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"What do you call a disabled man in the hood? A Kripple."

"The word ""Diputseromneve"" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid..."

"If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper ""C'mere, I'm naked"" and I will hear you eight states away."

"A blind man walks in to a bar... ...and a chair...and a table..."