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Joke of the Day
"What is the needless meat to a vagina? The woman!"
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"Recently a fellow coin maker challenged me to beat his best work. (x-post /r/3amjokes) When I punched his daughter's face, he said ""That's not what I mint."" At least his daughter was impressed."
"Attention fat vegans: Explain."
"The first couple months of the year go by quickly. February just Marches on."
"What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts. "
"coworker: did you hear someone used all the charity money to buy snacks from the vending machine me: *laughing nervously* that's awful"
"Her: Baby, do that thing that makes me hot Me: *kisses her neck* H: *slaps me* I MEANT turn the thermostat up dummy, it's freezing in here"
"What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around? A Burrithoe"
"In other words, 2 percent of household germs kinda like Lysol spray"
"Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password."