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Joke of the Day
"""Love me do"" is my favourite Beatles song written by Yoda."
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"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married... I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"What do you call a happy Russian? Gladimir Putin!"
"Have you heard the original version of Stevie Wonder's hit song? I just called to say.....I found the phone"
"I went camping with swingers It was fucking intense"
"You aren't going to believe who the most amazing person is. Just read the first two words!"
"How can you tell when a bicycist comes to a complete stop? He puts his foot down."
"I got stung by an applebee and now I'm going into bananaphylactic shock."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"My husband gets so cranky when I come home from the pool with only a fraction of the kids I left with"