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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone? You Poke-r Face."
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"The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women."
"Whats the best thing about having sex with a pregnant woman? You get pussy and head at the same time."
"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head? Quarter pounder with cheese!"
"What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !"
"I like my cigarettes like my Instagram. \#nofilter Edit: learned formatting"
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dying nun."
"Coworker: Do you have good taste in music? Me: I can only taste things I put in my mouth Both of us thinking: I work with an idiot"
"how many Snapple Facts do I have to get before it counts as a GED"