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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a disabled man in the hood? A Kripple."

"Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

"10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is."

"What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common? They're both ash-holes."

"How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb? Dunno. Never been able to get them past the question."

"My Somali Girfriend's nickname is 747... Because her blackbox can take a hell of a pounding."

"StackOverflow developers have the hardest job on the internet. When the site goes down, they have to fix it without StackOverflow"

"I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?"

"Whats the difference between driving and getting a blowjob? I can only hold one beer when I'm driving."

"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"