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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a disabled man in the hood? A Kripple."
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"What do Orphans get for Christmas? Lonely."
"Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because they're terrible at breaking the ice."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home I'm tired !"
"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"
"Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly."
"There were zwei peanuts walking down the strae... ... and one was a salted... peanut."
"If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana Is that canabananalism?"
"Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee."
"My friend said a baby crying is the best form of birth control but there was a baby bawling next door all night & my girlfriend got pregnant"