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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."
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"Hangry A state of anger caused by lack of food. May evoke negative change in emotional state. Translation: feed me or i'll cut you"
"No, I haven't lost weight but ""spanx"" for asking."
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president."
"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a decision to make.... Fish or chicken for dinner?"
"That awkward moment when someone is cooking fish in the office and all the girls begin sniffing themselves."
"Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs? He had too much thyme on his hands."
"What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison? A small medium at large."
"What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren."
"So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was. For some reason, he was offended when I said ""Pho Queue."""