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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."
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"Not to brag but I can produce cute children. DNA and all. Call me?"
"I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking."
"What did the fat prostitute say to the skinny prostitute? ""We really should have made better life choices."""
"I don't dance. Unless it's for money."
"One of the anchors on CBS Sports just referred to smoking weed as ""toking salad"" and from that alone I'll bet my life savings he's a dad"
"Why couldn't the fruit get married? They cantaloupe"
"I haven't always believed in climate change But I'm warming up to the theory."
"What's it called when a priest is always late? Collared people's time"
"That moment when... ...you're on reddit too much and you say repost too often."