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Joke of the Day

"I haven't always believed in climate change But I'm warming up to the theory."

"[reads chocoholic on tinder bio] Mmm I love chocolate, too [reads workaholic] I work a lot as well [reads catholic] I also am a cat addict"

"Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork."

"German 1970's joke What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent? While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer."

"My boss told me to ""dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman."

"I'm writing a book about futurology. It's coming soon."

"My dictionary got into an argument with my thesaurus. They had words."

"Son: am I adopted? Me: not yet, but we're hopeful."

"Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun."

"Interviewer: Why did you apply for this job? Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me."