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"That moment when... ...you're on reddit too much and you say repost too often."
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"Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory"
"I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though."
"Invitations: $10 Cupcakes: $15 Facility rental: $100 Not having 20 kids in my house: priceless Math of a mother"
"Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book ""Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."""
"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."
"I've never met an exam I've liked... They've all been too testy for me."
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"What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done."