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Joke of the Day
"Not to brag but I can produce cute children. DNA and all. Call me?"
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"Two prostitutes are walking down the street... One turns to the other and asks ""have you been picked up by the fuzz yet?"" The other replies ""No, but I've been slung around by my tits"""
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"I just invented a new joke. I just invented a new word. Plagiarism."
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