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Joke of the Day
"How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying."
Next Joke
"*crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i'm having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok"
"What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !"
"Pinterest is a great place to organize ideas you'll never follow through on."
"Quick! I need cheesy science jokes!!"
"Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart"
"If you've ever wondered what it's like to try to dress a jelly fish, here, try to get pants on my toddler"
"My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR"
"I'm the only child in my family. My mom said she learns from her mistakes."
"I served baby rabbit this evening. It got over the net, but there was practically no bounce."