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Joke of the Day

"If you've ever wondered what it's like to try to dress a jelly fish, here, try to get pants on my toddler"

"Know any Swedish jokes? I've heard they don't Finnish very well"

"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you [gay!](http://www.afterfeed.com/)?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""

"I've got a job for Victoria... Well, *had* a job..."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical Cancer"

""" Could the cereal your children eat every morning be killing them? Tonite at 11 on abcnews56 we will tell you"" "" After several studies , no. """

"Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills.... They made him a Multi Minion Heir"

"Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen"

"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."

"Rhinos are really just old, fat unicorns. Don't argue. U know i'm right."