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Joke of the Day
"I served baby rabbit this evening. It got over the net, but there was practically no bounce."
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"What are two letters a Brit can't live without? T and Qs."
"Chinese parents give birth to girl [removed] Source: im a chinaman Edit: im a chinaman"
"(child accidentally being born in butcher shop) Shirtless mother: what should we name him? Father: um..*looks around room* a..bra...ham"
"I saved 15% on car insurance by switching.... The gear to reverse and pulling away from the accident"
"90% of being a parent is shouting, ""Remember to flush the toilet."" The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone."
"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger."
"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."
"When I see a ""How am I driving?"" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence"
"Why are so many Germans into scat? Because they appreciate the creativity and artistry of Ella Fitzgerald, and enjoy listening to her music..... while pooping on each other."