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"Pinterest is a great place to organize ideas you'll never follow through on."
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"In the words of my dead grandmother..."
"Why couldn't the whore house build a second story? To much fucking overhead"
"My husband and I make a good team. I'm about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he's taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors."
"Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you."
"What's the most awkward part of a redneck wedding? When her father and brother walk her down the isle."
"Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? ~Why? -Because she had no arms ... -Knock knock ~Who's there? -Well, it sure as shit isn't little Suzy"
"I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball."
"I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007 Then I could call him Benedict ""Q"" Cumberbatch."
"What do you call a person who keeps falling over? Tripical"