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"Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart"
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"A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thought... ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass afterdrinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made ofhimself."
"If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits Does that make him a Stalingrad?"
"A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back."
"Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot."
"""How was your visit to that new therapist?"" ""Waste of time..."" ""...all he did was show me pictures of my parents fighting."""
"What's the difference between hardware and software? A floppy dick"
"Why is divorce so expensive? Its worth it!"
"I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to."