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Joke of the Day
"Why Are Cats Bad Debaters? Because they're always pussyfooting!"
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"Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs.... ...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!"
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."
"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."
"So i was fucking this midget with one arm (nsfw) Boy, is my arm tired."
"What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung"
"What did the cucumber say to the salad? Nothing. (It's a cucumber. (They don't talk.))"
"Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome"
"What do you call a Russian surgeon who carries out circumcisions? Katia Dickov"
"What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you?"