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Joke of the Day

"Every morning, I get out of bed and run around the block 5 times. Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep."

"Talking to women is a lot like origami. I don't know where to start and I always end up screaming."

"How do you juice an orange? Play with its citorus"

"Notice at Church: Don't leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girlfriends unattended. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers."

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"Fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet."

"Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"

"Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks."

"Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead? Because it was irony."

"When my wife starts to sing .. I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."