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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees."

"I wonder if lining up beers in my refrigerator will ever stop being exciting."

"Two wires at sea Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety. The other was stranded."

"I've fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn't break my legs! It's a regular party down here!"

"[Produce Aisle] Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave. *mouthful of like 20 grapes * ""That lady took one too!!"""

"If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity."

"What do Japan and Shaq have in common? Kobe Beef"

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."

"Bruno Mars is the best levitating vegetable magician I've ever seen. He can do 24 Carrot Magic in the Air"

"Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage Me: for the last 7 years"