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Joke of the Day
"I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady. Chicks dig that."
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"I love pressing F5 It's so refreshing."
"Talk to your kids about drugs. Talk to your stepdads about jazz. Like, just generally be polite and ask people about their interests."
"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."
"When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say ""Innocent until proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!"" Bc he probably just came from court."
"Dirty joke What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons? A pantalunatic."
"Want to know why I look terrible? Well, half of it is my mother's fault."
"remember: knives and alcohol don't mix. knives are solid they don't mix with anything. why where you trying to drink a knife anyways idiot"
"A girl named Ruth quit working at our office. I've been referring to the office as ""ruthless"" since then. People are pissed."