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Joke of the Day
"My boss just asked if I'm illiterate, which is offensive because I know exactly who my father is."
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"The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present. This Presidential election."
"What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?"
"What do you call a man with one arm? Hand Solo"
"What building has the most stories? A library."
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra... and says ""I'll order three beers."""
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year."
"I tried to donate a kidney once... ...they wouldn't take it though because I wouldn't tell them where I got it."
"I used to work at the factory that made fire hydrants. Couldn't park anywhere near the place."