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Joke of the Day

"4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths."

"I have an unemployed wife and two kids. I am definetly not DINK. I am SITH. Single Income THree dependents."

"I'm sure I have annoying habits as well but lately my wife is doing this thing where she ages."

"Shout out to plants for being independent niggas grinding 24/7 for their own food and putting on for the team by helping everyone breathe"

"I bought a chilli dog and a thumb drive at a gas station... Ya know, for shits and gigs."

"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."

"What Do You Call a Terrible German Hot-dog Stand Owner? The Wurst Guy."

"little caesars makes an ok pizza but just think what they could do if their caesar was full size"

"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke."