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Joke of the Day
"little caesars makes an ok pizza but just think what they could do if their caesar was full size"
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"Che: ""Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?"" Me: [picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle] ""Independence."""
"Age 20: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yeah, meet you there now."" Age 30: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yes, let's schedule it in for 3 weeks from now."""
"As if "" cray cray"" wasn't irritating enough, people have started shortening it to "" cray""....that's just stu stu"
"If women ruled the world do you think missiles would be shaped differently?"
"DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie? A: All of Ken's stuff."
"I always keep an old key and a map with random X's all over it in my pocket so that shortly after my death occurs a treasure hunt ensues."
"What's the difference between the Foo Fighters and Nickleback? Nickleback sucks."
"Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster."
"ebola jokes Knock knock Who's there? Ebola. Ebola who? Ebowl of cereal"