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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke."

"When I see someone pushing a dog in a stroller I understand why the news is filled with murder."

"Why does Hillary Clinton secretly want to lose the election? Because if she wins, she'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"What's the difference between a fish and an elephant? (OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant?"

"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? You can't tell it's in the dark"

"This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich. Thanks, ""artist"". Now I have nothing to pick off."

"A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, ""What is this, some sort of joke?"""

"Vasaline is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children... *Just stick that stuff on the outside of the doorknob and the kids can't turn the knob to get in."

"What did the lumberjack see? He saw a tree."

"Anybody know any good dirty jokes?"