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Joke of the Day

"I have an unemployed wife and two kids. I am definetly not DINK. I am SITH. Single Income THree dependents."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard"

"Went to a parade. For an hour, bored people on floats waved. For an hour, My 2-year-old waved back. It was the greatest day of her life."

"Have you ever heard of Skrillex? Ah forget it... I was gonna make a Dubstep joke, but I'll just drop it"

"shoutout to all the objects in my perceptual field. u know who u are ;)"

"How do you keep a blonde in suspense? ..."

"Do you think Apple's next phone will be a 6S?"

"AMA I left the Church of Scientology two weeks ago [Deleted]"

"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction The girl at the desk (checking the calendar) ""ok, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""

"What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor? You stop laughing and shoot him again."