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Joke of the Day
"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."
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"A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones."
"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because he had a javelin through his head."
"A seal walks in to a club... haha"
"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."
"In America, you support the government In Soviet Russia, the government supports you!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... When you've reached the end you feel sick, ashamed, and you just want to die."
"Oprah and Hilary have a backup plan if trump wins The catcher in the rye is going to be featured in Oprah's book club"
"Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia? The airport is Snowden"
"I'm a firm believer in the phrase ""If you want something done right, do it yourself"" That's why I masturbate."