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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to plants for being independent niggas grinding 24/7 for their own food and putting on for the team by helping everyone breathe"

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"Just been on a 'once in a lifetime holiday'... ...never again. [/timvine]"

"Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency but otherwise they just look silly."

"You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you."

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh"

"What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? The neigh-neigh."

"I gave an emotional speech at a Visine convention... There wasn't a dry eye in the house."

"Can we get a ""no arms, no legs"" thread going here? I need some good ""no arms and no legs"" jokes to tell"

"What do you call a group of philosophers? An argument."