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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to plants for being independent niggas grinding 24/7 for their own food and putting on for the team by helping everyone breathe"

"School is the foreplay of life You can't rush it."

"When I'm too lazy to understand something, I simply label it as ""pretentious"" and move on. I am an American."

"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."

"Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer? ""Want me to help push in your stool?"""

"What do you call having anal sex with a dick piercing? NSFW Prince Albert in a can"

"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."

"I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch."

"Imagine a sister store to Cold Stone Creamery where you can buy a bucket of mashed potatoes with ""mix-ins."" Hot Mash Potatery"

"What do you call a gnome who dresses nice? A metronome!"