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Joke of the Day

"How does George W. Bush do well on his high school midterms? He uses study strategeries."

"What happens when a soviet and a german have a child? I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast."

"I searched up blind in the dictionary But I couldn't see what it said"

"Isn't it ironic how so many females are attracted to assholes, but rarely say ""yes"" to anal?"

"What's the difference between a leper and a tree? A tree has limbs."

"Hey guys, I invented a new word! Plagiarism."

"What is a menstruating woman's favorite genre of movies? Period films"

"Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !"

"Dear keyboard, They may touch you, but they can't take their eyes off of me. Sincerely, monitor."

"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"