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Joke of the Day

"Dear keyboard, They may touch you, but they can't take their eyes off of me. Sincerely, monitor."

"If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?"

"Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!! Maby a cross-post to math is in order."

"What do you call a baby bull? A bully!"

"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."

"Why was the Jolly Green Giant wrongly accused of being a pedophile? He'd been letting the kids use his dick for a bungee cord."

"Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road? She wasn't buckled in."

"adopted son son: mom i am 100% sure i am adopted, you do not Love me. mom: if we have had adopted a child, we would have adopted the one with better face."

"My grandma coined the term ""TC"" in 1988 to refer to her tuna casserole."

"Ambidextrous baseball players... Swing both ways"