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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a soviet and a german have a child? I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast."

"I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one."

"In high school, everyone used to call me the class clown it was probably because of the face paint."

"Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun but at least you get to push them around."

"White guys can't say the N word But they can say ""Won't happen again officer"" and ""Welcome home dad"""

"So doctor, do I have rabies? Doc: Short answer. Yes. Patient: What's the long answer? Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss."

"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"

"My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."

"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ? 1 or 2 ? 1... or 2..."