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Joke of the Day

"Why can't tampons be friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."

"I just can't stop making dad jokes! I don't know how much father I can go...."

"What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg? Alright."

"Self-defecating humor..... ...are just shitty jokes about yourself."

"Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's going to be shit."

"Reddit went down for me... that was the most boring poop ever"

"I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke... by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!"

"Apple is going to release the first smart vacuum cleaner this year The first Apple product that doesn't suck (not hating on apple or anything but i got this joke somewhere)"

"Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme"