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Joke of the Day

"Apple is going to release the first smart vacuum cleaner this year The first Apple product that doesn't suck (not hating on apple or anything but i got this joke somewhere)"

"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"

"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's final movement."

"I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout"

"What does a pickle use to make bread? Dill Dough."

"I farted in a full elevator yesterday, it was wrong on so many levels."

"A Welshman died at the weekend... Friends say he died the way he would have wanted; comfortably in his sheep"

"I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president."

"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""

"So, I just found out I got some black guys in my family tree... Went to the backyard and found them still hanging there."