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Joke of the Day
"Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays."
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"[Red Lobster] Waiter: we're offering Endless Shrimp. Me: bring me the endless shrimp <5 days later> Waiter: please leave, I have a family"
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"Crappy wordplay jokes... ...the cruelest form of punishment. I'll let myself out now."
"[Dirty] What do you call a tear in the American flag? An old glory hole."
"My most forced joke. How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out? By moving faux wood. Rimshot?"
"Apparently O.J. Simpson is getting remarried He decided to take another stab at it"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""